Now that you know what Miley will be wearing for 
Miley Cyrus: MTV Unplugged tonight (at 9 p.m. EST/PST on MTV), the really big question is: What will 
you
 be wearing?
 I mean, this is no ordinary event here, people. This 
stripped-down, turnt-up special calls for something way more stylish 
than your favorite sweatpants. Unfortunately, it's probably a tad too 
late to bedazzle your own glammed-up version of a Canadian tuxedo 
(unless you're just THAT crafty, in which case, swag on you), so we went
 ahead and rounded up a whole heap of Miley merch for you to rock 
instead.

Get your Miley on.
Photo: Etsy
 
Hail Miley, full of surprises. No matter who you pray to (or twerk 
to, for that matter), your friends will be worshipping the ground you 
walk on when they get bathed in the light of this 
halo-headed Miley tee. We're not implying that she's a saint, but she does look good in 
a hooded top, amirite?

Get your Miley on.
Photo: Cocky Socks
 
These Miley socks
 are the new wardrobe staple we never knew we needed. They're also 
probably the most versatile item on our list, seeing as how you can wear
 them EVERYWHERE. To the gym, to work, to your grandparents' house, on a
 date, while singing every song on 
Bangerz
 in front of your mirror, etc. How visible they are is up to you, but 
you can at least walk around knowing that your toes always look cool. 

Get your Miley on.
Photo: M.O.C
 
We've long had love for the 
M.O.C. Brand's meme-happy apparel line, so this baby-pink 
twerking Miley beanie, which throws back to 
her last big performance
 on MTV *wink*, is an obvious choice. (If you don't own it already, of 
course. But seriously, we are straight-up handing you an excuse to buy 
one.)

Get your Miley on.
Photo: Etsy
 
Remember 
THAT photoshoot Miley did with 
Terry Richardson back in October? OK, well, before you go getting any ideas, we're not suggesting that you watch 
Unplugged in a red, frontal-thong leotard. But we are suggesting that you pick up 
this sweatshirt, which depicts Miley in Richardson's signature glasses above a 
Supreme-style logo. Way less risqué.  

Get your Miley on.
Photo: Etsy
 
You know the old saying "two heads are better than one"? Yeah, well, 
they weren't kidding, because we can't even begin to imagine only having
 one of these awesome Miley-head earrings. And at 
$8 a pair, everyone at your 
Unplugged
 viewing party (you're having one of those, right?) could own these bad 
boys. But we won't tell if you want them all to yourself.

Get your Miley on.
Photo: Ebay
 
Sadly, not everyone can afford their own cat-print, two-piece 
Markus Lupfer outfit, like the one Miley wore to perform at the 2013 
American Music Awards. (TBH, not everyone is comfortable showing their hip flexors, either.) But at $33, these 
space cat leggings are affordable, wearable, and pretty darn close to that now-infamous AMA screen animation.  
 
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